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I remember right around September 11th Ja Rule was on MTV. They said, “We got Ja Rule on the phone. Let’s see what Ja’s thoughts are.” Who gives a fuck what Ja Rule thinks at a time like this? This is ridiculous. I don’t want to dance, I’m scared to death. I want some answers that Ja Rule might not have right now. You think when bad shit happens I’m at my crib like, “Oh my god this is terrible! Somebody please find Ja Rule, get ahold of this motherfucker so I can make sense of all this! WHERE IS JA?

—Dave Chappelle (via heronqueenblues)

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