February 2012
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things tumblr has shown me about the academy...
justacalendar-day:
Award shows are stupid.
The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
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It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to...
– Henry Rollins (via ratbrat)
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Sigh...
Time to masturbate and then go to bed.
This is how exciting my life is, folks.
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paint your own nebula →
Aaaaand apparently someone wasn't happy about...
Whatevs.
sirdrpaulllama909:
John it’s my birthday
John, where’s my present?
John
JoHn
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You know what's awesome?
Getting a phone number from a really awesome girl, that’s what.
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I constantly forget how much I love Razia's...
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I will remember the kisses, our lips raw with love,
and how you gave me...
– Charles Bukowski (via theunquotables)