Overfed, Unconcerned, Comfortably Numb

Hi! My name is Allen. I'm 26 and I live on the Oregon coast. This blog consists of the things that make up my life. Welcome!

Introducing my nephew to The Dark Crystal. Aw yeah son.


when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  


Basically my life since I started working in a coffee shop.

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every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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The speed of fast

'sir can we have an exact measurement'

'so many'

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"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"


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yeah…I’m a classic rock fan…ever heard of the Beatles? doubt it…they’re prob too old for you….pop music sucks…who is Katy Kerry? idk…ok…I’m gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPod….woaaaaah……..sweet child o mine….classic song….uve never heard it….

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uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

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i hope chris pratt destroys the idea that you’re not at your happiest or full potential until you’re thin or fit. he got fit and was like ‘it’s terrible never do it’ like he can’t wait to be chubby again

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I finally got my Decemberists inspired half-sleeve started! I’m in love with it! Thanks for some amazing artwork @cubantoledo #decemberists #keepsaketattoostudio